🔮 OpenSouls
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PARODY • MEDIUM-POWERED INFERENCE

Put the restless to work.

OpenSouls is a drop‑in API backed by teams of paranormal experts responding to queries with Ouija boards. Streaming at a blistering 0.1 tokens/sec.

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No exorcisms required. SOC 2 (Séance‑Only Controls) pending.
Authentically slow
Truth arrives when it’s ready. We never rush the dead.
Human‑in‑the‑loop
Every completion is mediated by a trained spirit liaison.
Compliance-first
Requests are sealed in salt circles and burned after 7 days.
status
Seance room: 7 mediums / 1 skeptic / 12 presences
Hands using a planchette on a spirit board.
Ectoplasmic turbulence
moderate
Streaming
TRUE (very)

API: familiar surface, unfamiliar backend

Compatible-ish with the usual chat completions shape. Results may be influenced by candle drafts and unresolved business.

Request
curl https://api.opensouls.ai/v1/chat/completions \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer sk_live_moonlit-..." \
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
  -d '{
    "model": "ectoplasm-1",
    "messages": [
      {"role":"user","content":"Summon me a haiku about Kubernetes."}
    ],
    "temperature": 0.13,
    "presence_penalty": 6.66,
    "max_tokens": 48,
    "stream": true
  }'
Streaming response
0.1 tokens/sec
connected
Modelectoplasm-1
Latencyeventually
Safetybest effort

Models

Choose your haunting profile. All models are trained on centuries of vibes.

ectoplasm-1
General-purpose haunt reasoning
  • Best for: poetry, apologies, vague prophecies
  • Context window: depends on moon phase
  • Reliability: “mostly”
planchette-pro
Structured outputs + tool use
  • Best for: YAML, runbooks, gentle refactors
  • Strict JSON mode (spirit-permitting)
  • Occasional unsolicited port knocking
poltergeist-mini
Faster, cheaper spirits
  • Best for: autocomplete, status updates
  • Higher variance, lower rent
  • May move furniture during peak hours

Built for modern infra

Rotate credentials. Scope permissions. Audit everything. Treat every completion like input from an untrusted executor.

Tip: If the planchette spells RUN, rotate your keys.
Close-up of planchettes on a spirit board spelling goodbye.

Pricing

Pay per token, delivered over time. (A lot of time.)

Hobby Séance
Free
  • 10 requests/day
  • Community seance room
  • Latency: eventually
Start free
Professional Medium
$49 / mo
  • 50k tokens/mo (delivered over several weeks)
  • Priority summoning circle
  • Basic haunting support
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Enterprise Exorcist
Contact sales
  • Dedicated cryptid SRE
  • On‑prem ritual support
  • SLA: we will try
Talk to sales

Docs (very short)

Everything you need to get haunted by a completion.

Authentication

Use Authorization: Bearer. Keys are short‑lived, mostly because they vanish.

Safety

We do not provide medical, legal, or afterlife advice. Don’t run completions near pets.

Rate limits

0.1 tokens/sec per seance room. Burst capacity depends on lunar alignment.